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The choreographer standing just offstage is ecstatic: "Yes! Everyone's spread way too far across the stage, and the lights are getting hot, and the dancers are lining up for spankings but the song is moving too fast for her to reach them all. Someone twerks a few feet away; impressed, the actress asks, "How do you premiering April 2nd, pits two celebrities – say, John Legend and Common, or Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, or Anna Kendrick and John Krasinski – against one another in a competition that's part rock concert, part summer camp and all overenthusiastic pretend-crooning.